1 year ago on 16 February 2011 @ 8:20pm + 2,331 notes
via faeriequeen (originally initiatingslutmode)
# oh my god

bullfacedluck:

#what is this jesse? your phone no i know it’s your phone i mean what. is. this. jesse? i had a little look in here and you know what i found i found this thing called an address book and you know what i found in the address book i found other people jesse other people who is mom? who is dad? they don’t exist for you anymore no one but me i thought i made this clear and you know what hurts me the most is that i called ‘paddington’ and it was not your cat jesse it was your therapist you really think you can double cross me like this what have i ever done to make you hurt me this way i was GENEROUS with you jesse you begged and begged to keep your cats in your phone they get anxious you said they get lonely they like to hear the sound of your voice on the answering machine i never questioned why you’d make these calls alone in private well they weren’t in private because you are never alone jesse i was surveiling you the entire time he frightens me sometimes you said and you never mentioned a name so i assumed you were talking about justin timberlake so you know what i had him killed you never have to worry about him again no don’t speak you’re welcome jesse i just wish you’d have come to me with this instead of your therapist i don’t trust her you know i never have and i only have your best interests at heart now i am going to keep this phone i’ll be making your calls from now on shhh it’s better this way

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